These are London's five favourite sex toys

Croydon in London has been named one of the UK’s kinkiest towns

I don’t know what’s brought you here, intrigue, inspiration, or perhaps morbid curiosity - either way, zero judgment from me, I’m writing it.

So strap in (see what I did there?) and get ready to find out some seriously intimate details about Londoners’ sex lives.

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching and winter reaching its big finish, many Londoners are excited to enter the sexy season.

And with that comes an influx of ‘naughty’ online purchases from lingerie to ‘bedroom accessories’.

Experts at Didgeheads analysed average monthly search data to determine Londoners’ favourite sex toys - and it didn’t disappoint.

The data also revealed the UK’s kinkiest towns and cities but surprisingly, London didn’t top the charts.

However Croydon was named the second kinkiest town in the UK after mischievous Manchester. (I’m withholding A LOT of puns here.)

So, without further ado, the information you’ve all been waiting for. Here are London’s top five favourite sex toys. Do with that what you will.

1: 'Fleshlights', with 14,870 average monthly searches

2: 'Rose toys' and 'butt plugs', with 8110 average monthly searches each

3: 'Chastity belts', with 3610 average monthly searches

4: 'Anal beads', with 2910 average monthly searches

5: 'Sex swings', with 2900 average monthly searches

Happy Valentine’s Day, whether you’re going solo, or with a partner, we hope it’s a spicy one?

Fleshlights, chastity belts, and anal beads: These are London's five favourite sex toys